Showing posts with label Monte Carlo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Monte Carlo. Show all posts

Tuesday, 11 December 2012

The Way It Should Be

If you've not read my previous blog regarding Bernie and my disdain for certain tracks on the Formula 1 calendar, click here.

I'm not going to add or replace any tracks, I'm only going to re-order them in the way which  I see fit. In my opinion, the calendar has a roller-coaster design in the sense that it starts off with a slow incline followed by a drastic exciting drop, and then all of a sudden we're in Bahrain. If you've not seen the calendar for the 2013 season, click here.

I'm a firm believer in the classics. Having been to the 2012 British Grand Prix at Silverstone I've fallen in love with the history surrounding it. Memories I'll hold for the rest of my life seeing Michael Schumacher, Kimi Raikkonen live. Surreal. Monza is undoubtedly my favourite track, high speeds broken up by the amazing chicanes, the lesmos and of course the ever important Curva Parabolica. I'm torn every year knowing that for the German Grand Prix, we're either visiting the F1 Nurburgring or Hockenheim, never both. In the summer of 2013 I'm visiting the Circuit de Catalunya in Barcalona, not to watch the race but just a track visit. My bucket list doesn't consist of jumping out of a plane, or having sex with Brad Pitt, but to visit Monza, Spa, BOTH German tracks, Interlagos, Suzuka, and even though I am not fond of street circuits, I would love to visit Monte Carlo. It's something all F1 fans should witness.

I'm sure tracks like Sepang, Albert Park, Shanghai International Circuit, Circuit de Catalunya, Circuit Gilles Villenuve, Hungaroring and the newest track in Austin will become greats on one condition: Bernie stops preventing them from fulfilling their true potential.

So if you've taken a look at the 2013 calendar you may get the same sort of feeling I got, Australia first, Brazil last, Britain far too early and for some reason the Singapore Grand Prix still exists. It's all getting a bit dull and predictable. But do not mistake my apathy for ignorance. The calendar is structured in the best possible way to ensure the cheapest modes of transport and efficiency.If you've not discovered this pattern or if you're new to the sport, here's a screen shot of the 2012 calendar from Wikipedia: 



Rounds 1-4 are not based on the same continent but they are close together, not exactly what I would call a stint or a leg. Rounds 5-6 are European races but they're split from the rest by round 7 in Canada. The European "leg" begins at round 8 in Valencia and finishes at round 13 in Italy which is the longest stretch in one continent. This is where the bulk of the classics take place. Rounds 14-18 are part of the Asian stretch, it picks up where Bahrain left off. Rounds 19 and 20 then take place in both Americas, finishing off the longest calendar in Formula 1 history. 

What I would suggest is similar to a legendary rock band who embark on a new tour. They play all their new crap first, then they get stuck into what the crowd really want. I Believe Formula 1 should take inspiration and begin shaking things up, building the excitement to an exploding climax (giggity).

The following is my proposal. I will then explain why I have structured it this way. Please bare in mind the 2013 calendar has not been finalised, and the race marked (*) is still subject to confirmation although I hope it's the one we end up going to. This is also not a rating system of my favourite tracks. I'd like to thank Wikipedia for their easy copy and paste system in which I was able to create this table (sorry it's not very neat).
1Petronas Malaysian Grand PrixMalaysia Sepang International CircuitKuala Lumpur
2*Austrian Grand PrixAustria Red Bull Ring, Spielberg
3Singapore Grand PrixSingapore Marina Bay Street CircuitMarina BaySingapore
4Gulf Air Bahrain Grand PrixBahrain Bahrain International CircuitSakhir
5Airtel Indian Grand PrixIndia Buddh International CircuitGreater Noida
6Korean Grand PrixSouth Korea Korea International CircuitYeongam
7Australian Grand PrixAustralia Albert ParkMelbourne
8Etihad Airways Abu Dhabi Grand PrixUnited Arab Emirates Yas Marina CircuitAbu Dhabi
9UBS Chinese Grand PrixChina Shanghai International CircuitShanghai
10Gran Premio de EspañaSpain Circuit de CatalunyaBarcelona
11Magyar NagydíjHungary HungaroringBudapest

12United States Grand PrixUnited States Circuit of the AmericasAustin

13Grand Prix du CanadaCanada Circuit Gilles VilleneuveMontreal
14Grand Prix de MonacoMonaco Circuit de MonacoMonte Carlo

15Shell Belgian Grand PrixBelgium Circuit de Spa-FrancorchampsFrancorchamps

16Großer Preis von DeutschlandGermany NürburgringNürburg
17Japanese Grand PrixJapan Suzuka CircuitSuzuka
18British Grand PrixUnited Kingdom Silverstone CircuitSilverstone
19Gran Premio d'ItaliaItaly Autodromo Nazionale MonzaMonza

20Grande Prêmio do BrasilBrazil Autódromo José Carlos PaceSão Paulo

The reason why I'm not starting the season off with soul destroyers is because the fans deserve something to look forward to. They deserve to think the season starts off at round 1, not round 3 after Singapore and Bahrain. Round 1-2 (Malaysia-Austria) are circuits which have been around for quite some time. The first is well established whereas I'm hoping the Red Bull Ring makes a return (formerly the A1-Ring). I'm not discussing rounds 3-5 as I'll just be glad they're finished with. Even mentioning them makes me sick.

Round 6 at Korea is underrated, but when the drivers don't like it there's not a lot we can do. Albert Park (round 7) is a great opener, I just feel after these years it deserves to have the burden of opening the season lifted from its shoulders. Round 8 would not be so high up usually, but Kimi Raikkonen has made it a staple in the calendar after a brilliant drive and race win in 2012. Round 9-10 have been put there because they are great races and this is when the season takes its way too long break, so we deserve to leave on a good note so we can be excited for the final stretch.

Round 11 should bring us back to where I personally think will be a classic along the lines of Silverstone. The track is beautifully crafted and I suppose one of the reasons I love this track is that it's the closest home track for Kimi. I turned up to Silverstone with a Finland flag and I was the only one, purely because I love Kimi. Hungary is filled with them, it's fantastic! Round 12 at Austin is high up because of the great race produced at it's debut. It could never possibly go higher because of America's failure to grasp anything more than a left turn. Rounds 13-14 have been grouped together because they're street races. I am not a fan of Monte Carlo but I do respect it's history. Canada can never have an illustrious history like it, but these two back-to-back could produce some title twists. Round 15 begins the final stretch. Spa is the first of the classics. Saddened by the news that they may not be able to fund a Grand Prix in coming years, we should take a look back at the memories we've all gained from watching classic wet races, from the DC-Schumacher incident to Kimi's vodka fuel'd overtake at Eau Rouge.

Round 16 will be either of the two German tracks. I'll abstain from commenting on either as I am a firm believer in having them both on the one calendar at all times. 

Suzuka should host round 17 because I like the idea of having the "make one wrong move and you're finished" track towards the end. It's only one further down than the actual 2013 plan.

 Round 18 takes place in sunny Britain. Silverstone, the home of motor racing. Being that it's my home Grand Prix, I would just love the fact that my favourite driver could clinch the World Championship this far down. Silverstone is probably the biggest problem I have with the calendar, year after year. I compare it to the Foo Fighters: when they play live, their greatest song "The Pretender" is always top 3 or 4 during their set. And while this tune is an adrenaline pumper, it should be saved for an encore! The same applies for Silverstone. It should be kept to the end where it belongs.

Monza, my favourite of all the race tracks takes the penultimate round 19. I like to think I've played this track enough times in various racing games that if someone gave me a car, I'd be able to drive round it without instruction. It's the fastest of all the tracks and along with Britain, the Italian Grand Prix has remained every single season with Monza hosting all but one (1980 at Imola while Monza was under construction). Even with the Berniezation of all the great tracks being lost to the sand people circuits, Monza will always be featured, year after year, just like the final race of the calendar.

Round 20 remains the same for me. Brazil is the perfect finish to the racing season. Bar Newey's dominent 2011 season where he won the drivers and constructors championship early on, the title has been decided here quite often. Interlagos is by any definition, the perfect race. From the Senna's S to the amazing pit straight this track should only ever be the perfect place to finish a season. Brazil is the home of the greatest racing driver of all time. If the sport is to continue to pay homage to him, this needs to stay the final race.

We all have our favourite tracks, I can respect the fact that even though it's boring, Monte Carlo is the ultimate test for drivers. But for any racing fan, having all of the great tracks in a row is an amazing idea. It's something that never can come to fruition but the thought of a championship being won or lost because a driver showed he has the capability of riding out the challenges and demands of this calendar, or would he burn out and fade away while a predator waits to take the lead. 

I'm sure many of you have your own preferences, maybe you'd have all the street races in one go, or maybe you'd do away with a few tracks altogether! I'd love to know what you think so get in touch by posting a comment and I'll get right back to you! Or you can tweet me @Houston60 and let me know your favourite track!

Tuesday, 4 December 2012

Bernie Ecclestone: COFFIN DODGER

"I'm 82 and nobody can deny that" - Bernie Ecclestone

Is this the face of pure evil?



If you're a rich Arab leader with money to wipe your arse with, then no, this man is your best friend who is near the top five on your Christmas card list. If you're a true Formula 1 fan then he is evil incarnate. This man wants to take the very essence of Formula 1 and turn it into a profit.

Growing Concern. Is Bernie Too Old?

After dear old Bernie was criticised heavily following his condemnation of Ferrari's outcry by their president Luca di Montezemolo (see previous blog), he's hit back by saying he isn't stopping any time soon. I'm going to explain why this is a very negative aspect and even though we're going through a golden era in the sport, why we're still going down the wrong path.

I'm going be straight up. I don't like Bernie. The way he conducts business is wrong and his agenda is up the left. This isn't opinion, this is fact. Bernie gets everything his own way. He rules by iron fist with no compromise. This has led to many atrocities that you may be completely unaware of.

In 1999, Formula 1 ventured into the desert for the first time in it's history. The Malaysian GP was the first to take place in that region of the world. I'm actually a fan of this race, I find it a great addition to the calendar. Bernie had the idea of expanding to newer regions in order to grow a new base. One of the primary rules of business I suppose. But he didn't stop there. In 2004 Formula 1 was introduced to the country of Bahrain. Let me sum this race up to you. If you're not Sebastian Vettel, sorry I spelt that wrong. If you're not Adrian Newey in a Red Bull, and you still get pole position, you will still win the race. That's how systematically boring it still is.

It didn't stop there. In 2009 we were given an Abu Dhabi Grand Prix. What was the biggest attraction  It wasn't anything related to the track. All the hype was about a few lights on a hotel. Next year Korea hosted a Grand Prix and just last year, India received a Grand Prix! India?! They can't afford to feed their own people but they can host a race. What's my issue? These tracks do not fill out their capacity. Take a look at last years Indian race. Even just a clip on youtube. Now look at the stands. The majority of them are empty. Why do we continue to go back to these stupid Tilke designed desert races if the people there aren't interested? Because Bernie says so. A good friend of mine once said "bring the sport to the fans." But Bernie isn't about the fans. 

But the true reason why I despise this man originates from 2008. Some idiot thought it would be a genius idea to put a thousand flood lights and a few coloured boards around the streets of Singapore and call it  a race. It's awful. It is by far the worst Grand Prix in the sports history. The teams aren't very fond of it despite what they say on camera, I'm fairly certain very little people turn up for it an I'm damn sure the motorists hate the disruption to their journeys. So why is it there? Because it's all money in Bernie's back pocket!

These middle eastern races are replacing the very best race tracks in the world! Instead of classics like South Africa, France and San Marino we now have these ridiculous tracks with run off areas that carry the same speed as the race track. If you ran off track in Suzuka, your race was over. If you do it in Abu Dhabi, you benefit a few gain seconds and an illegal overtake which nobody sees.

It's terrifying to think that Spa was threatened with the axe this year after a difficulty with fees, but year after year it brings capacity crowds and an amazing race, while India brings more stray dogs than people and gets called a success. Based on this logic it's only a matter of time before Monza and Silverstone are replaced by races in Afghanistan or Tunisia. Even if Monte Carlo was the last classic track left on the calendar, you can bet any money Bernie would replace the principality with Iran just because they're able to provide him with plutonium in order to power whatever is keeping him alive.

It's time somebody replaced the tycoon with a real mind. The top of Formula 1 should not be headed by a little man constantly carrying bags with dollar signs around with him everyday. It should be ran by a racing icon. Someone who knows were the sport should be heading. Someone who says no to Bahrain and India, and yes to two German Grand Prix's and a return to Austria! Who do I honestly think should replace him? Michael Schumacher. And I'm not even going to state a reason because you know I'm right.

There is no doubt in my mind, Bernie has made Formula 1 the global sport it is. Commercial success is largely his. But he got greedy. Simple fact is he doesn't know what the fans want. Bernie you'll never know I exist, and will probably never read this. But I implore you, bring the sport to the fans.